Alyssa's ramblings...

See you when you get here.

I just had a Very Vanilla Latte from Gloria Jeans. Yummo! The problem is, every time I drink a Gloria Jeans Coffee, I get all jumpy and shaky and caffeine-y. Come on! It was only a regular! I don’t understand. It doesn’t happen when I have coffee from the Coffee Club, or home-made coffee. Only Gloria Jeans. Strange.

I had an awesome weekend! Youth was back in action, and it was fabulous. There were 168 people, which was outstanding considering we just moved into a new building about a month ago (there are quite a few people who only come to Youth, and not church, and considering our school programs haven’t started yet, they wouldn’t know).

I am extremely bored right now. You wouldn’t believe how bored I am. I’m SO bored, that I’m emailing Kristy, pretending to be writing to her from heaven. You see, she hadn’t heard from me for a while, so she asked if I was still alive. I sent her the following email:

Nope, I'm up in heaven with God.

I elaborated in a more recent email:

Hi Kristy,

Have you received my emails today? I'm starting to wonder if YOU'RE alive! (Although I haven't seen you here yet, but it is a big place).

Everything is great here in heaven. I'm having a blast. My mansion is lovely, I'm living the high life! Well, not living... and not life. But you know what I mean. God is such an awesome dude! We've had a few chats, and you wouldn't believe what's in store for you when you get here! I've seen your mansion! Let's just say there's a certain pop star / actress who will live just next door! (Do the initials H.D. mean anything to you?) Anyway, I'll see you when you get here.

Love from Alyssa

See? I told you I was bored. Now to continue my boredness. Yay. Good times, good times.

posted by Alyssa @ 4:37 PM